Toilet paper is the enemy.
Dry paper doesn’t clean, it sands. Every wipe drags grit across delicate skin, and that’s how irritation (and worse) starts. Hamroid cleans you with gentle water. At home, at work, anywhere.
You’re not wiping.
You’re sanding.
Nearly 3 in 4 adults get hemorrhoids at some point, and every dry wipe keeps the irritation going. Here’s the chain reaction happening every single day:
Friction
Rough, dry paper drags grit across delicate skin with every pass.
Micro-tears
That abrasion causes tiny lesions you can’t see, but definitely feel.
Irritation & flare-ups
Repeat it daily and you get itching, soreness, and hemorrhoids.
Water cleans. Paper damages.
Clean with water, not friction
Gentle water clean
A soft, adjustable stream that actually cleans, no scrubbing, no grit.
Goes anywhere
Collapses to pocket size. Office, gym, travel, public restrooms, sorted.
800mAh battery
About 150 cleans per charge. Recharge it like your phone.
Discreet & quiet
Looks like a water bottle. Ships in plain packaging. Your business stays yours.
Big-bidet clean.
Pocket-sized.
- ✅ Docks onto any standard water bottle, no special bottle needed
- ✅ Strong & Soft pressure, dial it to your day
- ✅ 3-hole deep clean or 5-hole sensitive spray
- ✅ 800mAh battery, about 150 cleans per charge
- ✅ IPX7 fully waterproof, rinses clean
It’s not a fair fight
| HAMROID | TOILET PAPER | |
|---|---|---|
| Actually cleans | ✓ | ✕ |
| Gentle on skin | ✓ | ✕ |
| Reduces irritation | ✓ | ✕ |
| Works away from home | ✓ | ✕ |
| Feels fresh after | ✓ | ✕ |
12,000+ converts
“I have IBS and dreaded every public bathroom. This thing changed my life. I’m not exaggerating.”
“The flare-ups basically stopped once I quit dry-wiping. Wish I’d found it years ago.”
“Tiny, quiet, charges with USB. Lives in my work bag now. Never going back to paper.”
Lives where you do
Ditch the paper.
Keep your dignity.
Try Hamroid for 60 nights. If your bathroom routine isn’t dramatically better, send it back for a full refund. No awkward questions.
Get Hamroid, $69Questions? We’ve got answers
Is it actually hygienic to carry around?
Yes. The nozzle retracts and is fully sealed when stored, the body is IPX7 waterproof so you can rinse it, and it ships in discreet packaging.
Does it need a special bottle?
No. It docks straight onto any standard water bottle (28mm, the common mineral-water size), or the optional travel bottle. Fill from any tap.
How long does the battery last?
An 800mAh rechargeable battery gives about 150 cleans per charge. Recharge like your phone.
Does water really clean better than paper?
Think about it: if something messy got on your hand, would you wipe it with dry paper, or rinse it with water? Most of the world already cleans with water for exactly this reason.
What if I don’t like it?
60-day money-back guarantee. If it doesn’t upgrade your routine, return it for a full refund.
Get 10% off your first Hamroid
Join the people who put the paper down. No spam, just clean.
What dry paper is really doing back there
It feels harmless. It isn’t. Here’s the chain reaction, one wipe at a time.
You wipe, and wipe
Dry paper only cleans by friction. The harder and more often you go (hello, IBS), the more you scrape already-delicate skin.
The skin tears
That friction opens tiny cracks, fissures, you can’t see. They sting, and they give bacteria a way in.
Everything inflames
Skin that never heals stays red, itchy and swollen. Veins bulge into hemorrhoids. The cycle repeats every single day.
This is what’s going on inside
Swollen veins in and around the anal canal become hemorrhoids, internal (up inside) or external (the tender lump you can feel). Repeated friction, straining and sitting keep them irritated.
Nearly 3 in 4 adults get hemorrhoids at some point.
Mayo Clinic: “Nearly three out of four adults will have hemorrhoids from time to time.” mayoclinic.org
And about half of adults over 50 have them. Source: U.S. NIH / NIDDK. niddk.nih.gov
Every wipe reopens the wound
Once a hemorrhoid or fissure is there, dry paper isn’t cleaning, it’s scraping an open sore. That’s the sharp sting, and the streak of blood on the paper. Each rub re-tears the skin, so it never gets to close, and the flare just keeps going.
Friction & pressure → pain and bleeding
Rubbing inflamed hemorrhoids and fissures causes pain and bright-red bleeding, and aggressive wiping keeps them irritated. Cleveland Clinic. clevelandclinic.org
Re-injury → it never heals
A fissure that keeps getting reopened struggles to close, turning a one-off tear into a chronic, recurring problem. Cleveland Clinic, Anal Fissures. clevelandclinic.org
No contact → a chance to recover
Stop the daily friction and you stop the daily re-tearing, the one thing that finally lets sore skin calm down. That’s the entire point of cleaning with water, not paper.
It climbs with every decade
In a study of 194,620 adults, hemorrhoidal disease rose steadily with age, and it already shows up in your 20s.
Per-decade prevalence in a 194,620-adult cohort. Source: Scientific Reports (Nature), 2022. View study. Care-seeking studies report higher overall rates (up to ~39%).
Peak risk lands at ages 45–65
before rates decline after 65. Johanson & Sonnenberg, Gastroenterology, 1990. View study
By 50+, about half of adults have had them
U.S. NIH / NIDDK, 2024. niddk.nih.gov
In pregnancy, 25–35% of women are affected
most often in the third trimester. NIH-hosted review. View review
Paper isn’t just paper
Many rolls are processed with chemicals and additives. You’re rubbing them into the most sensitive skin on your body, several times a day.
A 2023 study detected PFAS “forever chemicals” in toilet paper sampled across four continents. Recycled rolls can also carry BPA, and fragrances and dyes are common skin irritants.
Sources: Thompson et al., Environmental Science & Technology Letters, 2023 (PFAS study); Liao & Kannan, Environ. Sci. Technol., 2011 (BPA in recycled paper).
Clean it without touching it
The damage was never the dirt. It was the rubbing. Hamroid trades friction for a focused, aerated stream of water that lifts everything away without dragging anything across raw skin, no scrubbing, no chemicals, no re-tearing.
For skin that’s already sore, that’s the whole difference: a wound that gets to heal instead of one you reopen every single trip.
In a 2024 randomized trial, a low-force warm-water bidet eased post-procedure anal discomfort comparably to a warm sitz bath.
Source: Lee et al., BMC Surgery, 2024. BMC Surgery
What the research actually says
Nearly 3 in 4 adults will have hemorrhoids at some point.
Mayo Clinic. mayoclinic.org
~50% of adults over 50 have hemorrhoids.
U.S. NIH / NIDDK, 2024. niddk.nih.gov
PFAS “forever chemicals” were detected in toilet paper across four continents.
Environ. Sci. & Technol. Letters, 2023. View study
Clinicians note wiping with too much friction irritates delicate skin.
Cleveland Clinic, Pruritus Ani. clevelandclinic.org
A warm-water bidet eased post-procedure discomfort comparably to a sitz bath.
RCT, BMC Surgery, 2024. View trial
Recycled-paper products can carry BPA.
Liao & Kannan, Environ. Sci. Technol., 2011. View study
Documented cases link a wet-wipe preservative (MI) to perianal dermatitis.
Pediatrics, 2014. PubMed
Educational information only. Hamroid is a personal-hygiene device, not a medical device, and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition. If you have symptoms, see a qualified clinician.